Dear Zella,
AARRGGGHHH!! Zedd does not know the meaning of privacy! You know that he follows me around like a lost puppy ALL THE TIME, right? Oh but there's more. He watches me when I sleep, he watches me when I drink, he watches me when I eat. And OMG, he even watches me when I use the litter box!!! I told him, "Get out of my face or I swear you will have two nipped ear tips!" I showed him the claws and that got him scampering out of the bathroom. A girl needs her privacy when doing her business, you know what I mean?
I bet you are lucky to have no one as obnoxious as this boy, who keeps on rubbing up against me. I've learned from you and make sure I give him a good smack and hiss and growl when he gets too up-close and personal with me.
I hope you're having lots of fun wherever you are. But please don't forget me, because I won't forget you.
Love,
Jolie
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