Dear Zella, How do you say Privacy Please in cat scratches?

Dear Zella,

AARRGGGHHH!! Zedd does not know the meaning of privacy!  You know that he follows me around  like a lost puppy ALL THE TIME, right?  Oh but there's more.  He watches me when I sleep, he watches me when I drink, he watches me when I eat.  And OMG, he even watches me when I use the litter box!!!  I told him, "Get out of my face or I swear you will have two nipped ear tips!" I showed him the claws and that got him scampering out of the bathroom. A girl needs her privacy when doing her business, you know what I mean?

I bet you are lucky to have no one as obnoxious as this boy, who keeps on rubbing up against me.  I've learned from you and make sure I give him a good smack and hiss and growl when he gets too up-close and personal with me.  

I hope you're having lots of fun wherever you are. But please don't forget me, because I won't forget you.

Love,

Jolie

Dear Zella, Here’s my un-toofy smiles

Dear Zella,

They pulled out my toofers!

I’ve been quiet about it for a while now. I figured, the pain will go away.  Sometimes it doesn’t bother me that much.  You know, like you? You pretended that everything was ok, even though I could smell the sick on you.  You were good at hiding it because Mom and Dad never knew how sick you were.  I tried to hide it too but Mom caught me!  It was food time, and I was trying to eat fast because I know Zedd’s going to try to eat my food if I look away, but then some of the wet food got stuck on the bad tooth and it hurt so bad that I cried.  Mom and Dad heard it and brought me to the cat hospital.  I tried to tell them I was okay.  The cat hospital smelled like Mom and Dad when they came home after that time when you left.  Are you at the cat hospital? Is that where you’re sleeping now? That place is scary! I don’t like the smells there at all!

Here’s a picture of me when I had both my toofers and now that I don’t have them.  I hope you see this, maybe you’ll come back because you miss me too. 

Love,

Jolie